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+const readline = require('readline');
+
+const random = (lo, hi) => lo + Math.floor(Math.random() * (hi - lo));
+const sleep = (ms) => new Promise((resolve) => setTimeout(resolve, ms));
+const rsleep = (lo, hi) => sleep(random(lo, hi));
+
+const interface = readline.createInterface({
+ input: process.stdin,
+ output: process.stdout,
+});
+
+const prompt = (question) =>
+ new Promise((resolve) =>
+ interface.question(`${blue(question)}\n> `, resolve));
+
+const coloured = (colour) => (str) => `${colour}${reset(str)}`;
+const yellow = coloured("\x1b[33m");
+const blue = coloured("\x1b[34m");
+const green = coloured("\x1b[32m");
+const reset = (str) => `${str}\x1b[0m`;
+
+const add = (a, b) => compute(a, b, "+");
+
+const hedges = [
+ "um. okay. so,",
+ "right. next. uh,",
+ "hmm",
+ "okay. so,",
+ "um. okay.",
+ "uh okay..",
+ "so..",
+];
+const confirmations = [
+ "o right. ofc.",
+ "nice.",
+ "thank u.",
+ "thanks.",
+ "um right. yes.",
+ "right.",
+];
+const innumerables = [
+ "yeah i don't think we can do that one",
+ "that's not great for fib",
+ "um no sorry i can't help with that one",
+ "um????? no my b i can't help with that one",
+ "oh no my bad no i can't help u with that",
+ "sorry not that one",
+ "yaaa not that one though",
+];
+const dones = [
+ "we're done aren't we?",
+ "oh! that's it..?",
+ "all ... done??????",
+ "i think it's over",
+ "no more computation?",
+ "oh!",
+ "wait you did it all.",
+ "oh that's it?",
+];
+const thinkings = [
+ "let me just think a second..",
+ "hold on..",
+ "i just need a moment",
+ "uh wait",
+ "just looking at the data",
+ "sorry - looking over things",
+ "got everything just one sec",
+ "let me look at things",
+ "let me think a moment",
+ "just thinking ...",
+];
+const rarray = (array) => array[random(0, array.length)];
+const hedge = () => rarray(hedges);
+const confirmation = () => rarray(confirmations);
+const innumerable = () => rarray(innumerables);
+const done = () => rarray(dones);
+const thinking = () => rarray(thinkings);
+
+const rentries = (map) => rarray(Array.from(map.entries()));
+
+const say = (msg, before, after) =>
+ sleep(before)
+ .then(() => console.log(...msg))
+ .then(() => sleep(after));
+
+const fast = (...msg) => say(msg, random(30, 100), random(30, 100));
+const slow = (...msg) => say(msg, random(400, 2000), random(200, 1000));
+
+const compute = (a, b, op) =>
+ slow(hedge())
+ .then(() => prompt(`what is ${a} ${op} ${b}?`))
+ .then((value) => slow(confirmation()).then(() => value));
+
+const build = (n, map) => {
+ if (n <= 0) {
+ const zero = () => Promise.resolve();
+ map.set(zero, 0);
+ return zero;
+ } else if (n === 1) {
+ const one = () => Promise.resolve();
+ map.set(one, 1);
+ return one;
+ } else {
+ const sub1 = build(n - 1, map);
+ const sub2 = build(n - 2, map);
+ const nth = () =>
+ (map.get(nth) === null && (map.get(sub1) !== null && map.get(sub2) !== null))
+ ? add(map.get(sub2), map.get(sub1))
+ .then((value) => Promise.resolve(map.set(nth, value)).then(() => value))
+ : Promise.resolve();
+ map.set(nth, null);
+ return nth;
+ };
+};
+
+const fill = (map, top) =>
+ map.get(top) === null
+ ? rentries(map)[0]().then(() => fill(map, top))
+ : Promise.resolve(map.get(top));
+
+const hitlfib = (n) =>
+ Promise.resolve(new Map())
+ .then((map) => Promise.resolve(build(n, map))
+ .then((top) => fill(map, top)));
+
+const number = () =>
+ prompt("give me a number")
+ .then((str) => str.trim())
+ .then((trimmed) => Promise.resolve(Number(trimmed))
+ .then((n) => (trimmed !== "" && n !== null && isFinite(n))
+ ? n
+ : slow(hedge()).then(() => slow(innumerable())).then(number)));
+
+
+const flow = () =>
+ slow("\nwhat's the fib you'd like to compute? i can help u out")
+ .then(number)
+ .then((n) => slow(confirmation())
+ .then(() => fast(hedge()))
+ .then(() => slow(`i will help u compute ${green(`fib ${n}`)}`))
+ .then(() => hitlfib(n))
+ .then((fibn) => slow(hedge())
+ .then(() => fast(done()))
+ .then(() => fast(thinking()))
+ .then(() => rsleep(Math.min(1000, n * 100), Math.max(n * 500, 1000)))
+ .then(() => slow(green(`fib ${n} is ${fibn}`)))))
+ .then(() => rsleep(1000, 4000));
+
+const loop = () => flow().then(loop);
+
+loop();